The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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