I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
that may or may not have been my penis.
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