we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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