In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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