His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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