First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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