i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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