So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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