Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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