ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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