Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think I sprained my soul last night
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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