Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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