this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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