She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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