Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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