He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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