Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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