I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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