people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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