Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Buhtt sex?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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