dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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