Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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