hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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