Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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