did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
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everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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