is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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