Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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