dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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