dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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