Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There r osticjed everywhere
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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