going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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