By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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