dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I need to calm my uterus...
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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