I wish I could punch you in the face.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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