i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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