I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I think my moral compass just broke
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