he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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