When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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