Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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