All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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