Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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