I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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