I hate your face
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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