so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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