Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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