at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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