You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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