What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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