Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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