Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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