no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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